Tuesday, 14 October 2014

Romancing The Thai Love Sex & Romance E-Phrasebook



 The only Love Sex & Romantic Thai Language Phrase Book You'll Ever Need When Visiting Thailand!




Romancing The Thai  is the only Thai romantic language ebook you are going to want when taking a vacation in Thailand. This E-book will introduce you to all the most useful Thai romance phrases you’ll ever need when seeking love sex and romance in the LOS.

The ebook includes…


Ø  Introductions. Hi how are you? What is your name? And so on.  No Thai love language phrasebook should be without these basics.
Ø  Talking about the girls family. This will gain you points when dating most Thai ladies!
Ø  Romantic talk. Do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend? Would you like to go out? .
Ø  Dining out. There’s nothing like whining and dinning to get her in the mood!
Ø  Romantic conversations. “I really love you”  “I want to be with you” and lots more!
Ø  Spoken text sections where you can practice your Thai in  realistic everyday language scenarious.
Ø  A getting married section.
Ø  Having trouble and want him or her gone? There’s a great section that introduces you to some useful Thai phrases for these situations.
Ø  In the bedroom(hong noon). This is where you’ll get to employ your newly acquired linguistic talents.
Ø  A section regarding health just in case!

And loads loads more…

A Thai Love & Sex Phrase E-Book That’s Different!


Romancing the Thai isn’t just another “wham bam thank you alot mam” Thai love language phrasebook. No! It’s deeper than that!!! This ebook not only teaches the most important aspects of the thai love language – but will also provide its readers with a  blueprint that they can easily follow in order  to achieve success when dating Thai ladies.
Romancing The Thai e-book can be used in many situations. It can be employed by…
1) Men who are searching for a long term serious relationships with Thai women.
2) Men holidaying in Thailand that are looking for no strings attached  fun with Thai bar girls that work the bars and entertainment venues in Bangkok & Pattaya.
3) Gays & lesbians will also find the language relevant to their needs.
4) Those interested in learning the Thai language.
5) Those who are looking for a light hearted fun approach to learning Thai.

Last But Not Least!


If you are planning a holiday to Thailand then “Romancing The Thai Language E-book” is a must buy.  Don’t leave home without this little gem!


Sunday, 12 October 2014

Romancing The Thai ebook Release Soon!


romancing the thai love sex and romance language phrasebook ebook
The long awaited release of the new Thai Love & Romance Phrasebook is just around the corner. The ebook is currently in its editing stages - but fingers crossed should be released sometime next week! The book is similar to the English Thai bar guide, but unlike that book it goes further. One could say that its the English Thai bar guide on steroids! Romancing the Thai is aimed at...

  1. Guys who are going to Thailand in order to meet Thai bar girls and have no strings attached fun!
  2. The more serious farangs who are after a serious relationship with Thai women.
  3. Those farangs that are interested in learning the love and romantic thai lingo.
  4. Gays and lesbians. This ebook is also suitable for this section of society.
  5. Anyone who simply wants a laugh.
Romancing the Thai is a whopping 317 pages!!! So it's great value for money!

Can I have A Sneaky Peaky Please?

Oh, go on then! Here are some phrases from a few sections. Ps I've not included some of the more raunchier sections(Don't want to upset those Google party poopers!). 

Dave: Your are very tight, that's the way I like it!
         koong kun khap pai noi taa waa pom chop yangngan
         ของคุณคับไปหน่อยแต่ว่าผมชอบอย่างนั้น
Ooy: Don't do it so hard - softly!
        yaa tham reng reng baw baw si
             อย่าทำแรงแรง เบาเบาซิ    
Dave: It feels so great - I think I'm going to shoot my duff!
         man ruusuk dii jang khit waa ja set laew
             มันรู้สึกดีจัง คิดว่าจะเสร็จแล้ว      
Oooh, It's a sizzler!!! So Check it out Romancing the Thai The Thai Love & Romance Ebook!




Sunday, 21 September 2014

Coming Soon Thai Romantic Language Guide (Romancing The Thai)

 Psst...New Book Release Coming Soon Next Few Day - Watch This Space!!!

If You liked The English Thai Bar Guide Then You're Going To Love "Romancing The Thai" It's literally the English Thai Bar Guide On Steroids!!! "Romancing The Thai" The Thai Love & Romance Phrasebook differs in quiet a few ways from it's older bird sister book. The most notable differences are as follows...

1) The book is longer an estimated 300 pages!

2) The book caters for those who are seeking casual no strings attached relationships with Thai bar girls - and  the more serious minded men who are seeking REAL LOVE AND ROMANCE & MARRIAGE with Thai women.

3) There are sections that teach you situational language that you can read along with to increase your Thai language fluency.

4) The language is suitable no matter what your sexual orientation might be.

5) More phrases = more vocabulary = more fluency = more fun!

And much more.

So if you liked the English Thai Bar Guide Phrasebook then you're going to love "Romancing The Thai".



Saturday, 10 May 2014

The English Thai Bar Guide Phrasebook! Small Talk With Thai Bar Girls


Ever wanted to speak Thai with the Thai bar girls in Pattaya, but didn't know the language? Well the English Thai Bar Guide is a great travel companion for anyone heading to Thailand on their vacation!

What You Learn With This Best Selling Romantic Phrasebook:

*How to introduce yourself to Thai girls
*How to start a little small talk and get a conversation going.
*How to tell a girl all about yourself, where you come from, your job and age etc.
*How to sweet talk your girl and flatter her.
*Bedroom talk, how to get your Thai girl doing the things you want!
*Marriage talk. Okay so you met the love of your life and intend to tie the knot, this book will give you plenty of target words and phrases.
*Money talk. Your girl is getting demanding so you decide to lay down the law a bit.
*Breaking up. You've gotten sick of her and want to move on. No worries we equip you with the right words and sayings!
*And much much more!

This classic best seller has been around for well over ten years now and has literally sold thousands upon thousands of copies to many satisfied customers worldwide! Make sure you don't miss out.




Friday, 18 April 2014

How Davy Boy Discovered The English Thai Bar Guide Phrasebook In Pattaya


I've been coming to Thailand for years now, tell you the truth actually forgotten, but it's been a fair few times I can tell ya. Well, you know how it goes, guy goes to Pattaya meets Thai bar girl and falls in love blah di blah. In my case that never happened, you see I was different, I wasn't just some run of the mill beer bellied monster. I'm a youngish bloke 35 if were being honest here, and well, to cut to the chase that all that "I love you loooong time darling" BS don't cut it as far as I'm concerned! I'm going to Thailand for one reason SEX and that's all! You can keep the love and romance for that poncy Mills & Boon crew!

  So here I am sitting in Pattaya at a bar watching the girls on the stage shake their asses around trying to pick out a girl for the night when this hottie comes and dumps her cute ass in a seat next to me. I try the usuall greetings and get blank looks of incomprehension. Jeez, things aint going to well, now I know what you guys are thinking, you aint after the poor girl for her mind are you? Come on be truthful now. Yes, you're correct its what's in her pants I'm after - but she's pretty and I was intending to spend a couple of days with her so I don't wanna be doing crazy mimes all day and night right! Just then I heard roars of laughter coming from the other side of the bar. I looked over and saw an old geezer in his seventies or something with a crowd of giggling bar girls sat on his lap. I'm tellin ya now guys that guy had a smile from cheek to cheek and a bulge the size of Everest in his pants.

  Being a bit curious I decided to head on over to see what all the fuss was about. Cut a long story short I got down and we got chatting. It was then he pulled out this small blue book. He told me he'd bought it a while back and never left home without it. This little book was his key to success with the Thai girls.

The English Thai Bar Guide Phrasebook has sections on chatting up girls, romance, sex, and lots more. I asked him how much it cost because I really wanted a copy for myself. He just smiled and passed me the book saying he'll pick up another in the morning. Well, I took my Thai girl home that night and with the guidance of this book I got her to perform some wicked acts lol.

  And that's how I discovered the English Thai Bar Guide for myself. I later put this little gem to work in other naughtier ways which I'll reveal to you guys next time!




The English Thai Bar Guide Romantic Language (Phrasebook)


Learning the Thai language can be fun especially when you have the English Thai bar Guide Phrasebook stuffed in your top pocket.

 Each year countless foreign tourists from all parts of the globe come to visit Thailand for their vacations. Many of them head to the world renowned seaside resort of Pattaya for some sun, sea sand and other naughty nightime activities.

The vast majority of visitors find that by having the English Thai Bar Guide Phrasebook stuffed in their top pockets communication with bar girls becomes a lot easier and more fun.
This little phrasebook contains the following:

*Basic meetings greetings & introductions

*Sections on breaking the ice, getting to know each other

*Going out.

*Going back to the hotel room

*Sex and fun in the bed

*Marriage

*Safe sex

*Thai vocabulary

*Breaking up section

*And lots more...

It would be easy to just pigeon hole the English Thai Bar Guide Phrasebook as an powerful aid in which to bed lots of lovely hot native girls in their own land - but over the years this guide has become useful in many other ways too. These include the following...

*Thai girls now use this book in order to facilitate better communications and understandings between them an their customers.

*The book has so many relevant sections in it that it can be used by the more serious gentelmen out there that visit Thailand in search of their soulmates.

*The language and vocabulary is so interesting and diverse that it is a valuable resource for those who are seriously studying the Thai language.

  So you can see from the above that the English Thai Bar Guide Phrasebook has certainly more to it than it's comic cover.



Thursday, 10 April 2014

Deutsch Thai Bar Guide Sprachführer Für Barbesucher in Thailand


 Guten Tag, zunächst einmal möchte ich mich vorstellen - ich bin Dave aus London und ich kaufte die englische Bar Thai-Führer ein paar Wochen, bevor ich nach Pattaya. Ich bin ein Gewohnheits Pattaya Süchtigen und ich liebe es gehen zwei oder drei Mal im Jahr, so oft wie ich kann. Ich bin daran interessiert, Thai und obwohl ich ein paar Worte sprechen kann ich nicht, was Sie nennen fließend Thai würde. Ja, ich mag den Bars und den bargirls, die Ausgeh-Tipp für Pattaya und Bangkok und ich die Gesellschaft von einem netten Thai Bar Mädchen immer genießen. Ich sah dieses Buch online und beschlossen, es zu kaufen und versuchen, einige der Phrasen und Vokabeln. Ich war erstaunt! Ich steckte sie in meine Tasche und traf den Bars.

Ich habe im Gespräch mit ganz wenigen Mädchen und ein Recht hatte gut lachen!! Ja, es gibt viele andere Bücher auf dem Markt, aber hey Jungs trauen sie sich nicht lehren, einem von diesem Zeug! Ich erweicht meine Thai Bar Mädchen mit ein paar Freunden chatten up-Linien, und dann nahm ich sie wieder in mein Hotelzimmer, ich sage Ihnen es eine unvergessliche Nacht war! Nach ein paar Tagen meine Thai Bar Mädchen begonnen, ein bisschen anhänglich - und ich hatte genug von ihr hatte, so habe ich die Sätze aus dem Aufbrechen Schnitt - und sie ging Heu presto!

Dieses Buch ist ein Recht, lachen, kann es für echte Beziehungen oder einfach für Leute, die nur gehen, um Pattaya für ein Lachen verwendet werden! Die englische Thai Bar Guide gibt Ihnen alle Sätze und Vokabeln Sie jemals brauchen werden + die Regeln von Abschnitt zu spielen gibt Ihnen einige gute Informationen über Qualität, was zu tun und was nicht zu tun -, so dass Sie alle Fallstricke zu vermeiden.

Wie auch immer, ist die englische Thai Bar Guide ist ein tolles, kleines Reisetasche Thai Phrase Buch, ich kann es nicht genug loben.



Ein Sehr Gut Buch!